Top 10 Reasons Why it is Fun to Date Myself

1. I don’t have to argue at the RedBox.
2. I can hog all of the covers.
3. On any given night I can go on dates with Kurt Vonnegut, Rob Sheffield, Walt Whitman, Augusten Burroughs, Steig Larsson and other sexy writers. And, I never get bored with the conversation. 
4. I always think I look cute. Even when I probably don’t. 
5. It is cheaper to take myself to dinner. 
6. Nobody makes fun of me for reading “Love is a Mixtape” for the umpteenth time. 
7. I get to pick the songs in the car. 
8. I never have to share my ice cream.
9. I only have to do my own laundry. 
10. I can be lazy about shaving my legs.