Quotes from the kitchen ....

We've been crowded in the kitchen making yummy food for the Ugly Sweater Party. Here's what we've said to each other so far:

Jill: "Just stop talking asshole"

JJ: "Whatever. I've got a knife, bitch"

Shay: "There's a lot of love in this house. It just warms the cockles of my heart! .... What is a cockle anyway? I'm gonna google it."

cock·le 1  (kkl) n. 1. Any of various bivalve mollusks of the family Cardiidae, having rounded or heart-shaped shells with radiating ribs. 2. The shell of a cockle. 3. A wrinkle; a pucker. 4. Nautical A cockleshell. intr. & tr.v. cock·led, cock·ling, cock·les To become or cause to become wrinkled or puckered. Idiom: cockles of (one's) heart One's innermost feelings: The valentine warmed the cockles of my heart. [Middle English cokel, from Old French coquille, shell, from Vulgar Latin *cochillia, from Latin conchyllium, from Greek konkhulion, diminutive of konkh, mussel.]

Jill: "Oh my GOD! WHAT IS THAT!!! It's the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth."

Shay: *under her breath* "Doubtful."

Shay: "What is that in the air?"

Jill: "Oh FUCK! My pita chips!"

Jill: "Artichoke hearts are weird"

Jill: "Is something burning? OH SHIT! My Pita chips again!!! Fucking timer stopped."

Shay: "Well, we could disguise them for blue-corn pita chips?"

Can't wait for tonight!